Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She even gives head with a lisp.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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