If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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