All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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