I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
