I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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