Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
