is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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