he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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