I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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