i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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