White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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