I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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