hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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