BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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