Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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