Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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