Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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