..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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