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If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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