Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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