Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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