May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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