nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
they need to just BURY HIM!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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