Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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