I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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