I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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