Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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