i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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