ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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