ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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