We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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