If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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