I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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