you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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