I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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