I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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