I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize