why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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