i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
