My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
there is glitter all over my balls
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