We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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