She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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