I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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