my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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