The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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