That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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