Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
