ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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