OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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