Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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