We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
