I'm pants shitting drunk right now
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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