Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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