is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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