Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize