When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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