have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pants are for mortals
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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